KISS MY ASS - BY TURNIP

Objective: As a 'Classic' Deathmatch, you 
just have to kill eachother, but there are 
MANY secrets and traps, all of which are
attainable. Look out for the invisibility
(Because i know that someone will say that 
youre cheating if you kill them and they 
cant see you)

Anything goes (except llamadom in which 
case you go blue and everybody picks on 
you), and you should try to pick the 
team which best represents you as a 
person (However - SuPeRStalin may go 
under 'LLAMA' AND 'SuPeR' so take 
care with selection)

Available Secrets:

INVIS
QUAD (with 10 sec invincibility)
Security Lock-Down
Jumping Game (FREEFALL4 inspiration)
Several Teleports to confuse you

Other Notes: 

In case anyone wants to know why this 
map is called KISS MY ASS then all 
you have to do is ask SuPeRLaDy the 
next time she is on SUS because
thats all she ever votes for!!!

CREDITS:


Dispenser model by SUPERLAG
(Dont forget to check out lag's maps
at tfcbsp.tripod.com/)

Map by The Black Turnip - Jason Rouse
e-mail  - stephenissmelly@hotmail.com
website - http://theblackturnip.tripod.com/

CHECK OUT THE WEBSITE FOR MORE HILLARIOUS 
MAPS AND OTHER SHITE !!


Have fun!!

---=== THE LIST OF JUSTICE ===---

THIS IS NOT THE TRUE LIST OF JUSTICE, JUST AN ONGOING
REPRESENTATION OF MY PERSONAL OPINION - BY THE WAY, IF 
ANYONE WANTS TO CONTRIBUTE TO IT JUST EMAIL ME!! I 
WILL KEEP A REFERENCE ON MY SITE FOR ANYONE INTERESTED
(WHO IS NOT ME).


-LLAMAS-

Stalin/SuPeRStalin
Cup
DRAGON
Roman
Agent Buckshot Moose(the heavy weapons version)
ANYONE who went hw when lady told you not to(BUD that means YOU!)
ANYONE who went hw
Yinkai (Who thinks hws are the most skillful class what a dumbass)
ANYONE WHO DOESNT HAVE THIS MAP
ANYONE WHO HAS ASKED "WHAT IS THAT THING ON THE BRIDGE"
ANYONE 'COOL' (lol)
The person who said '...gay rockers...' on SUS
Player


-Retards-

HELLRAISER(sorry but you cant sing..)
Doctor GAV
Mr Gavin (just a joke for anyone who knows the who song)
Player
Cloud (hahahahahahahahaaaaa)
      (he had to be mentioned)

-SuPeRDuDeS-

SUPERLAG
SuPeRLaDy
SuPeRRaNMa
SuPeRBz
SuPeRRed
SuPeRBig-H
SuPeRFLoYDiaN }Joke
SuPeRZePPeLin }Joke
slick/SuPeRSlick
Totally Plucked
Stuffed Chicken
Sponge Bob
Cereal Killer
CHeRRy
FloridaGirl
HELLRAISER(i hope this makes it better tho)
Agent Buckshot Moose (the non-hw one)
Player
Dick Dastardly


-Rejects- (this is not a BAD team, but just anyone cool i met who doesnt go anywhere else, ok!)

Player
floydiangfc
CkillinU17
TREK
Hot-Shote
Budlight
Hungry_Boy
Mike the headless chicken


:-)