Skate or Die
Final Version - 1/4/2002

Skating/Deathmatch

Blue team skates. Because bunnyhopping has been
removed some stunts can no longer be performed
(when you jump you lose momentum) but skating
works. Flying off the ramps and halfpipes also
works well. The other three teams deathmatch outside
the skatepark.

The basis of this map is taking advantage of lower
friction than normal (and lower gravity to increase
air time).  In Half-Life, low friction makes it
possible to accelerate very quickly from a standing
point (such as the bottom of a halfpipe).  To gain
speed, simply turn the mouse constantly while walking
forward.  Use this technique to escape the halfpipe
and fly off the ramps.  The same trick will allow you
to change the direction of your movement when you are
in flight.

Objective: Skate if you're blue.. Die if you're not.

Scoring: Just player score for deathmatch teams.

Props to Barking Dog Studios for the kickass
Pop Dog billboard (from CounterStrike).

Thanks also to:
- John Bowker, for the VW van, though I did basically
  have to rework the whole thing..
- Maniac13, for the computer desk in the, ehm, special
  office. Great desk. I redid some stuff, naturally.
- Bok Choy, for the Pepsi and Dr. Pepper machines.

Skate or Die, by Kevin Bowman (Kextrii)

Find me in #Sweep, #iE, and #guildfk on irc.gamesnet.net

http://krimble.com/		My domain.
http://mapspot.krimble.com/	Map downloads.
http://clansweep.krimble.com/	Clan [Sweep].
http://guildie.cjb.net/		Illusional Existence.
http://fook.krimble.com/	Guild FooK.

Maarten van Schouwen's Sweep TFC Server
in the Netherlands:

130.161.43.249:27015
http://box.kijkduinstraat.net/sweep/





Funbot quote 1 of 218:
Anybody with any form of sniper in their
name is a shitty sniper

Funbot quote 2 of 218:
Now stop fighting and start killing! -- [RAPIER]

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Is there anyone in the red team? Forget it they killed me.

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I think of a good conc jump as a piece
of art work -- [GR]Dark_Angel

Funbot quote 5 of 218:
GOKU: i wish i could camp that good.
[K.O.S.] X: a sniper does not camp he snipe u newbie

Funbot quote 6 of 218:
The voters have spoken, the bastards ...

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Illinois isn't exactly the land that God
forgot -- it's more like the land He's
trying to ignore.

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Turkeyburgers, you make the world taste better.

Funbot quote 12 of 218:
Castor Troy is a dork

Funbot quote 16 of 218:
A true medic uses the medikit as a tool
of healing, not as a goofy plague maker

Funbot quote 17 of 218:
It's like the incredible hulk: you piss
off an engi or a sniper for long enough
and they go hw -- Kextrii

Funbot quote 18 of 218:
Listen kid, I was a medic when you were still
in head gear! You got the straight teeth,
I got the TFC skill. -- Creed

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Snipers are like nuclear weapons: you only need
them if the enemy has them too.

Funbot quote 21 of 218:
This isn't sniper practice, this is watch PsYcHo
kill you at sniper practice.

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Dude, at least vote for a map you have

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oiven!!!! is my saying and after i kill u
i say oiven!!!! and laugh like so
hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! - GOKU

Funbot quote 37 of 218:
Never precede any maneuver by a comment
more predictive than "Watch this!"

Funbot quote 40 of 218:
stpid hw

Funbot quote 41 of 218:
Don't make me snipe.

Funbot quote 42 of 218:
[MatriX][R]Neo: We rule except only 2 people came.

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To make your killing time complete,
wait an hour after you eat! -- Neo

Funbot quote 49 of 218:
Someone wands to trade heads?

Funbot quote 50 of 218:
my heart doesn't beat, this is first time I see it

Funbot quote 51 of 218:
worldspawn are you cheating?

Funbot quote 52 of 218:
If you play with fire...you die BuRnInG

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Cry Havoc...And Let Slip The Dogs Of WAR!! --V|P3|2

Funbot quote 54 of 218:
JFK $HOT

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Funbot's Contribution of the Month to the Animal
Rights Debate: I'll stay out of animals' way if
they'll stay out of mine. "Hey you, get off my plate"

Funbot quote 62 of 218:
I was walking down the street when this man
hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little
freak... In morse code.

Funbot quote 63 of 218:
One night I had a dream about eating a giant
marshmellow, and when I woke up, my pillow was missing.

Funbot quote 65 of 218:
Ledeuar: it's scary, I think of my brother
more as kex than kevin

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"Maybe you should join PC..."

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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It's a damn poor mind that can only think of
one way to spell a word.

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Those of you who think you know everything are
very annoying to those of us who do.

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Welcome to the world of happiness!! TFC this way ->

Funbot quote 82 of 218:
<[Sweep]Revolver> kex noooo
<[Sweep]Revolver> nm
<[Sweep]Kextrii> nguh

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<[Sweep]Revolver> sg to the left
<[Sweep]Revolver> sg to the left
<[Sweep]AngeredSloth> whers sg?
<[Sweep]Revolver> try..uhh to the left

Funbot quote 84 of 218:
<Revolver[eMp]> i pulled a happy
<Jsolid[eMp]> that's something you should do in private...

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The reader this message encounters not failing
to understand is cursed.

Funbot quote 92 of 218:
"franks 6'2, 125... and benches the bar... uh, wait thats neil.."

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The grass is always greener on the other side,
so in order to stay fresh, one must balance on the fence

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debes comer un donut tambien

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no hay hoy, eh

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Seventy-six unique hosts have visited MapSpot.
I'm gonna track down #100 and give them a big kiss.

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*Smooch*

Funbot quote 104 of 218:
<So|o> kevin bowman isnt that kex's name?
<[Sweep]Cless> yep
<So|o> heh
<[Sweep]Cless> and I'm Neil Bowman
<So|o> maybe ur long lost bros
<So|o> or not
<[Sweep]Cless> umm not really lost but bros yes
<So|o> wtf...
<So|o> ur kex's brother?

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<[Sweep]Treff> the engi repairs faster than little nailies can hit it

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I really need to get a girlfriend... my hand is begging to hurt

Funbot quote 120 of 218:
Lets start a new clan and call it like... Sweep

Funbot quote 122 of 218:
=>SoD<=Modest_Genius: why cant i look at the
scoreboard? all other servers work ...
Creed: when you fall out of a tree, and break
your leg..do you say "why did I fall out of the
tree and break my leg? all other trees I don't
fall out of"? it's the circumstances.

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<Solo|TJ> and id never drink squirt, i mean,
the name...wtf, sounds like someone dropped a
deuce in a bottle, squirt comin right up

Funbot quote 134 of 218:
<[Sweep]Kextrii> I could match Maarten for a glass
of water... actually, Idunno, I might have to pee
before he does.

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<|GtX|TheChad> if you learned acecdote in 6th grade,
you should be close to a genius
<|GtX|TheChad> I was still learning cat and dog

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He'd rather drink some "pop" and listen to some "rap"

Funbot quote 142 of 218:
<Solo|TJ> clown just whipped out his websters while
led's goin off on him, this kid cant even look up
the words fast enough

Funbot quote 145 of 218:
The box said "Windows 2000 or better", So I installed Linux.

Funbot quote 159 of 218:
<[Sweep]Sniper> now that was a fun time, running amok
in the fields of sheep

Funbot quote 160 of 218:
<@[Sweep]Audhumbla> let's just hope that unlike sweep
you can actually find 5 boobies to play with

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Stay away from women, All they want is your man juice"

Funbot quote 165 of 218:
<@[Sweep]Ex-Mouse> pull over that ass to
fat.... w00t w00t...... pull over that ass
to fat ...... w00t w00t

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<Solo`fk> thats right kex, we will....dont get any
fishy ideas...put down the link son

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<Solo`fk> ex please dont try to fake it, i know ur
whiter than instant rice

Funbot quote 177 of 218:
<[Sweep]Audhumbla> 5 second snap break
<[Sweep]Audhumbla> 132 bones snapped, I'm good to go

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Yes, it's true, Canada is mobilizing its army.
I saw the two bicycles ride past my house earlier today.

Funbot quote 207 of 218:
<Karnatos> We have enough parts to build a 3rd bike,
but we lost our monkey wrench

Funbot quote 216 of 218:
Strictly speaking, Sweep is Mr. Holland's Opus

Funbot quote 217 of 218:
<[Sweep]PsYcHo> what level is box on?
<[Sweep]PsYcHo> above sea level, i hope
<Sweep> 2nd floor is above sea level almost everywhere I think
<Sweep> So we'd probably survive